Home
Paddling
Hiking
Sailing
Gardening
Living
AR
Running
Skiing
Mountaineering
Travelling
Working
 
 

ACE Races The Full Monty 2006

The following was written for the Canoe Club.

The first weekend of February, I entered a wacky challenge event entitled 'The Full Monty'.
It was a multisport event for pairs and teams of 4 involving kayaking, mountain biking and hiking, starting and finishing in Shrewsbury. Entering at late notice, I found an ex-marine via the internet and we met for the first time at his parents house the night before the start.

Malibu two-seater sit on top kayaks were provided and we were set off from Frankwells at 10am on Saturday for a 30km paddle. The first section was busy with fishermen, rowers
and a weir to portage. All feeling very much like the Cam although a little wider and despite low water levels, a reasonable current. There was only one spot where we were forced to get out just before checking in with event officials about half way. In a little over 3 hours we arrived at Cressage and carried the boats to a nearby primary school where Lawrence's Dad met us in a van with hot drinks, dry clothes and our bikes - what more could you want.

From here we cycled to Much Wenlock and joined the Jack Mytton trail. This is a designated trail but is a bridleway for its full length and so accessible to mountain bikes. We were to follow it for 60km along Wenlock Edge to Church Stretton, along the Long Mynd and down into Clun. Lawrence was in his element and I had trouble keeping up with him or sometimes even keeping him in sight although several times I caught him as he was getting up clutching his hip or ribs from falling off. He seemed to be enjoying it though. It became dark while we were on the Long Mynd so the descent using lights did require concentration. Not surprisingly we were some of the first people to reach Clun and for this privilege we were given the choice of stopping for a couple of hours or doing an extra optional section, so we set off on a further 40km mountain bike loop in the dark to the South of Clun - giving those behind us time to reach Clun. Well, it seemed a good idea at the time! We finished this about midnight and stopped for 15 minutes at the van for some hot food and another change of clothes and rucksacks to start a 50km hike along the Shropshire Way and Offa's Dyke heading North. It was light before we did a final climb up to Rodney's Pillar before meeting with the Severn again at Melverly for the final 30km paddle.

So that's how we came to be forcing our aching bodies back into wetsuits outside a pub at 12am on Sunday. This upper part of the river was a bit narrower and extremely monotonous. Every corner seemed to have rocks and trees in exactly the same positions so it felt like we were just stuck in some giant loop. Having been moving for 26 hours+, the lack of features made it very hard to keep concentration or even eyes open. One or sometimes both of us would wake up to find us just drifting gently with the current. One pair caught us up where the front person was laid out flat asleep while the rear person paddled alone. We contemplated stopping for a quick snooze on the bank but were worried about not completing before dark. We stuck with it and reached Shrewsbury just
before 5pm as two of only 19 out of 120 starters mad enough to complete 'The Full Monty and Some!' 130 miles in 31 hours. Definately time for a cup of tea and a sleep.

A walk into town and a paddle down the backs will be quite enough next weekend thank you.


Race Results

Sleepmonsters Race Report

FURTHER PAGES

Competition Calendar

AR Results Summary

Current Training

Cambridge Adventure Race Group

2006
The Full Monty
Bergson Winter Challenge
Spring Polaris Challenge
North Face Adventure Trophy Wilderness ARC
2-day ACE Race Lakes

Open 24 Yorkshire Dales

2-day ACE Race Wales

Nev-Dama Czech Race
2-day ACE Galloway
Autumn Polaris Challenge
Dynamic, South Downs
Rodings Rally

2005
Dynamic, North Downs
Karrimor (KIMM)
Open 5, N Pennines
2-day ACE Race Exmoor
Wilderness ARC, Scotland
Open 24, Lake District
Hebridean Challenge
2-day ACE Race, Lake District
Open 5, South Lakes
1-day ACE Race, Ashdown
2-day ACE Race, Wales
Spring Polaris Challenge
Open 5, Swaledale

2004
Karrimor (KIMM)

2003
Karrimor (KIMM)
Mountain Navigation Challange
Lowe Alpine MM
Wicklow Rogaine

2002
Scottish Island Peaks Race
Karrimor (KIMM)

2001
Open Country MM
Karrimor (KIMM)